Takes the retard cake

When somebody does something so idiotic, in the greatest of ways, what was done was so stupid, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else did something more idiotic.

Doctor: "I've seen a lot of guys hurt themselves in stupid ways in my day, but yours takes the retard cake!"

Takes the retard cake by BrettSudafed April 3, 2014

roasted brown cake 

When you take a dump and put it into the middle of a chocolate cake as filling then bake it

The best way to stop people from having dinner parties at your house is to make them a nice roasted brown cake. Because no one likes to eat shit.

roasted brown cake by filthy pirate hooker June 20, 2014

cinnamon crumb cake 

When you cum on a girls ass, throw cinnamon on it, let it dry, and then eat it off.

Nothing is better after sex than a cinnamon crumb cake.

cinnamon crumb cake by NiggaTritt December 17, 2015

baking a cake 

It's the same thing as cup caking, just worded differently.

Spending a lot of time with a certain someone.

Usually referred towards guys with a certain someone.

"Is ____ coming out tonight?"
"No, he's at home baking a cake with his woman."

Cup caking

baking a cake by Metcalfe's Common Word! May 18, 2009

better than sex cake 

Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.

Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"

Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"

Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."

Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"

Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"

Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"

Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"

Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"

better than sex cake by Thing 2 December 13, 2008

Cakefarts 

A website featuring a Toronto-based woman, Leah Treacy, hunched over a cake and passing gas. It was produced by her then boyfriend, Wayne Schiff, who posted it on YouTube. Within minutes, traffic overwhelmed the site as hundreds of thousands of people were attempting to trick their friends into watching a woman breaking wind over a cake.

Leah Treacy from Toronto is into Cakefarts. She actually indulged in a video showing her blasting a birthday cake with her anus.

Cakefarts by Adolphus Titus March 15, 2011

cake face 

someone who wears so much makeup that
if they got water splashed on them.
their face would melt off.
exposing an ugly being.
most times they just go overboard.
and it looks terrible and too dark,
ew.

dont touch her gooey swamp cake face
i dont know what lurks under there,

cake face by ashleyinshock February 17, 2009