whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them

Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

Yo, Who Eats Sandwiches For Breakfast, Yo

Yo, Who Eats Sandwiches For Breakfast, Yo

Yo, Who Eats Sandwiches For Breakfast, Yo

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

breakfats

n. a meal for those who are trying to lose weight. it consists of non-fatty and healthy foods or, if not, no food at all.

came from the word "breakfast".

Michael is trying to lose weight. in fact, he's only been taking breakfats every morning.

by mikeabayan February 9, 2009

Breafast

When you have no food in your house, you do cocain for 'breafast'

Ay, lemme get some breafast player

by inmemoryofthecondo6 December 8, 2009

breakfeast clubbing

College tradition which involves waking up at 5am (usually on game day), dress up in crazy costumes, and go to the bars drinking, pass out, and wake up in time to go to the game.

Person 1: Are you breakfeast clubbing this weekend?
Person 2: Yup. Were going as Mario and Luigi. You?
Person 1: Definately. I'm going as a penguin.

by marioL April 21, 2010