Something you will never have cause you waiting for the real life Mitch Rapp to come along. Or the real life version of any Dylan O'Briens characters.
by Just a country girl July 17, 2022

A service offered my male prostitutes which involves making the client feel as though he or she has a boyfriend (e.g., dinner, dates, activities)
by LeRichard April 8, 2023

1. a relationship that is formed by two individuals while on a bender (wild drinking spree) that lasts for 3 to 5 days.
“Wow. I really thought I liked that I met at the bar last weekend. But now I’m thinking he might have been my bender boyfriend.”
by tahoeCuTiE45 June 18, 2024

by Mayatrice June 3, 2022

September 22 national boyfriend day
The day you be appreciative that he stayed with you for this long already
The day you be appreciative that he stayed with you for this long already
by 🍑❌😢 September 21, 2021

by Lavender The Bitch May 24, 2021

When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.
Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.
by P.Venuit May 29, 2016
