united blind

A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.

United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn

All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum

by HumbleFootballGuy420 March 8, 2019

Breath blinders

The act of breathing like you’re going into labour whilst inside a vehicle in order to fog the windows and prevent people from seeing you smoke the ganj.

Friend: I’m about to hit this shit. Me: put on the breath blinders/ breath like you’re going into labor before they see us.

by Desert lightning May 31, 2019

Double Blind Placebo

Both partners are blindfolded, they each sit on one of their hands until it falls asleep. They then proceed to masturbate their partner, with their numb hand.

Karen: What did you do last night, Amanda?
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!

by kimmytee October 12, 2019

Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders

"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"

by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020

Boy blind

when a boy seems like he has such a good personality, you become blind to how he looks.

friend: you actually the worst taste in boys

me: i think i’m boy blind

by BBarbiex0x0 September 3, 2020

Scify-Blind

Scify-Blind is when your half blind and one is born normal but, the other is blind.

"I heard she's Scify-Blind"

by Open_Dictionary September 16, 2020

direction blind

Does a direction which is the opposite of a direction a superior says to you.

John was direction blind in the royal navy where he was told to turn left but he turned right

by Shadow Jr. November 8, 2020