magical bicycle

How you gets home from the pub after a monumental night of drinking.

“Went on the piss last night. No idea how I got home, must have taken the magical bicycle“.

by biguglybootneck April 27, 2024

Icky bicky

A term used to describe something unpredictable, unstable, or constantly changing, especially in reference to the weather. When the forecast can’t make up its mind, or the sky switches from sunshine to showers in minutes, it’s totally icky bicky.

Careful! The weather is a bit icky bicky today.

We planned a picnic, but the forecast is looking a bit icky bicky, so we might need a backup plan.

by ivanyvuelven February 11, 2025

Town Bicycle

A very promiscuous woman. The term’s metaphorical meaning is “because everyone in town gets a ride.”

He was traumatized to learn that his wife was a town bicycle in her high school days.

by Cool one 860 July 23, 2025

Town Bicycle

A very promiscuous woman. The term’s metaphorical meaning is “because everyone in town gets a ride.”

He was traumatized to learn that his wife was a town bicycle in her high school days.

by Cool one 860 July 23, 2025

Town Bicycle

A very promiscuous woman. The metaphorical definition is “because everyone in town gets a ride.”

He was traumatized when he found out his wife was a town bicycle in her high school days.

by Cool one 860 July 23, 2025

Red Bicycle Brand

When you wipe to vigorously too often and develop a red welt up your back emanating from your ass crack.

"I was gonna take Brenda to brown town, but she had that red bicycle brand, and my boner died instantly."

by Whoremonger October 1, 2025

Bloody Bicycle

When you’re holding a cat and it uses its back legs to rapidly kick you, like it’s riding a bicycle, extracting blood.

I picked up my cat and she went full bloody bicycle

by Courtyface December 6, 2025