Dead Bird

The act of seeing something, thinking it's a dead bird, then realizing it is really dog shit and you have made a fool of yourself.

Molly: Oh my god! Is that a dead bird???
Mac: Where?
Molly: Right th- oh wait, it's poop.
Mac: Way to pull a Dead Bird, you fool.

by greoee October 2, 2011

[joe-bird]

stabbing at a public event

I was so upset that she came to the party that I was ready to pull a joe-bird.

by Carson_daniels January 2, 2008

bird turgling

To turgle a bird. Which here means to poke a bird with a stick to the point of violence and or aggression. A technique often administered by the late Steve Irwin.

Not to be mistaken for Turd Burgling.

"Hey Bill how are you going to get rid of those pesky pigeons?"

"Well Bart, I am going to do some bird turgling until they decide to leave".

by Sarodactyl71 November 20, 2013

Adam Bird

Adam bird is the greatest basketball player to ever step foot on thou court. His pure skill causes you to defecate in your draws. When big Adam Bird posts up, the look of him alone will send you into major depressionate constipation that can last for up to 8 boners long.

Although Adam 'Him' Bird has never been scored on, headband Guor is the only chance left.

"Yo is that him!!"
"Yeah bro thats Adam Bird"

by Smittys May 7, 2023

bird on a pad

A woman who in bleeding from her ginny.(Vagina)

"hey babe, wanna kill all humans?"
"i cant I've got my period"
"oh great bird on a pad!"

by khelly May 20, 2008

The baby bird

When a someone jerks a guy off while eyes closed, mouth open, head wiggling like a baby bird being fed receives the load from the ejaculation

I'll give him the baby bird; *mimes the movement" and then I'll be like Kakaw!

by K9K3M January 3, 2020

Bird-bath

When the man has previously had sex with a woman, specifically in her vagina (see back alley bird bath for anal), and then that same woman (or a different woman) cleans the man's genitals with their mouth; either right after sex or before next round of sex.

Man: My dick has your pussy juice on it, clean it up with a bird-bath!

by Coffeeandcannabis April 5, 2017