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Campaign Car Syndrome

The state of a political campaign worker or volunteer's car in which the entire trunk, back seat, or other location is full of campaign literature, yard signs, buttons and other campaign related material.
Sarah's Prius suffered from campaign car syndrome for weeks after Obama was elected until she finally removed the last box of lit.
by DemInCa August 5, 2009
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small penis car

The bigger the car the smaller the penis.
A small penis car is a big car driven by a man trying to overcompensate for having a small penis
by Anonymous R April 16, 2006
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Kennedy Car wash

Driving a car off a bridge into a body of water, while drunk, and running away leaving the passenger trapped inside to suffocate.
"I'm so pissed at Mary Jo...I oughtta give her a Kennedy car wash"
by Bogey251 November 19, 2007
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tesco car park

A meeting place where chavs hang out and is the main meeting place for fishy dealings.
"ey Connor, wanna go down to the Tesco car park in the Corsa and have a sesh"
by d-d-d-d-deported March 11, 2017
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on it like a car bonnet

To be all over something, having it under control.

Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)

To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"
"Are you looking at this problem?"

"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"
by StMi February 13, 2012
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Tijuana Car wash

A drinking event at a party that usually involves group effort (preferably 10+ people) . The person getting a Tijuana Car wash is referred to as “the Car” . It starts by one person(the car) laying on a long table. Two volunteers hold onto a arm on opposite sides of the table dragging “the car” across on his/her back. While the rest of the party stand on each side of the table pouring drinks & shoving snacks into “the car” mouth while they are being dragged across the table on their back. When “the car” reaches the end of the table they are greeted by the biggest breast woman at the party who will then pour tequila into his/her mouth then shove a lime down “the cars” mouth.
Person 1: WHO WANTS TO DO A TIJUANA CAR WASH?!

Person 2: I’ll be the car!

*person 2 is then thrown on his back on a table while the party preforms a tijuana car wash*
by Bloodsteelflex June 26, 2020
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my nans car

my nans car is a lambo that can turn into a tank now go fucking die
by ur nan is my grandad March 18, 2019
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