The biggest hottest man you will ever meet. He fucks everyones girlfriends and gets some pregnant. He doesn't pay child support and he owns an abortion clinic. He owns a house in Upstate New York which for some strange reason everyone is obsessed with and are willing to suck his dick to go up there for a weekend.
by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019
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person2: I'm a part of the alex turnerists.
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a retarded piece of shit and scavenges money for his school lunch. consists of 2 sushis and 2 drinks. dedicates his whole life to his MacBook Pro. Misses 2 weeks of every term cuz he's "sick". addicted to krunker.io, fortnite, slither.io and doodle jump. thinks he is better than Andrew, Ali and john.
a retarded piece of shit and scavenges money for his school lunch. consists of 2 sushis and 2 drinks. dedicates his whole life to his MacBook Pro. Misses 2 weeks of every term cuz he's "sick". addicted to krunker.io, fortnite, slither.io and doodle jump. thinks he is better than Andrew, Ali and john.
by lillegend76 November 11, 2019
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