band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 29, 2021

AIDS

A word you say when you laugh at something but you can’t say gay or else the girl next to you will call you a homophobic person for using gay as an insult.

Hey that’s really ga- “All girls in the room looks at you” gave me aids.

Hahahahaha omg this thing is really giving me aids.

by Theepicconvertable April 25, 2021

Farm aid

The unholy concoction of food you cook when you come home very drunk at 3 AM. Using almost everything in the kitchen.

Q: “Dude, what the hell did you make last night? It’s smells like burnt ketchup and mushroom soup”
A: “ Farm Aid”

by Isamu Noguchi September 16, 2021

Cheese Kool-Aid

When you mix a gallon of nacho cheese with a gallon of codeine

Bruh we makin some cheese kool-Aid

by YungGravey January 4, 2019

jewish mongolian bunghole aids

When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"

bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert June 22, 2024

aids boi

a male with aids

Me: Man Jug is such an aids boi.

by spongebat July 11, 2018

dino aids

Something so toxic and deadly that it killed dinosaur.

Also a synonym for being an egg.

"Dude! Stop being so toxic, you are acting like dino aids!"

by TheOneWhoWritesAboutDinos October 14, 2020