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Kyle

A super horny teenager who has next to no sense of boundaries. Ranging from 12-17, this guy will send really creepy dms to anyone with a vagina. Really uncomfortable to be around.
Any female: Hey!
Kyle: lemme see them fuckin’ tiiiiiiiiits
by Slimieboo July 19, 2019
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Kyled

Getting Kyled is when you inadvertently become stuck alone in a conversation with your co-worker Kyle, who talks incessantly to you about things you don’t care about.
Dude, hurry up to lunch, I’m getting Kyled so bad right now.
by UCGOD July 23, 2019
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Kyled

When you inadvertently become stuck alone in a conversation with your co-worker Kyle who incessantly talks to you about things that you care nothing about.
Dude, I’m getting Kyled so hard right now.
by UCGOD July 23, 2019
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Kyle

A very nice man with a charming personality. Usually good looking and eats healthy. Has a good taste in girls and is ripped. All the girls love him because of his good looks athleticism, and body.
I saw a man from a far his name was kyle.
by Yeah we July 28, 2019
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Kyle

A gay man that get rejected by Alliyah and looks like Red from Angry Birds .
by @s_h_o_t_t_a November 5, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is the definition of a black hole of mountain dew and happiness. No positive thought feeling or game will escape his clutches as he laughs at your foolishness. He likes writing edgy poetry and making stories that are always depressing. He has a close group of friends and requires an infinite source of sunshine Aka happiness to keep him of the back of others. HE DON'T LIKE FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nathan: Stop being such a Kyle Jason.
Kyle: Well at least I'm not a Nathan.
Nathan: Shut the flip up.
by Krygenic freezing November 6, 2019
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Kyle

A guy who talks to sluts but is to busy slamming monsters and punching drywall to hang with them
kyle: "Sorry baby, gotta slam the pack of monsters tonight"

(Girl): "Kyle why wont you love me"
by 69pussyslayer420 November 7, 2019
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