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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Rebound card

The holiday card someone sent you only after they received your holiday card
We sent our Christmas cards out last week. I wonder how many rebound cards we'll get before the 25th?
by Celeritas 13 December 21, 2019
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dude card

A play one makes when "checking", dissing, rebutting or putting down another--either their idea, behavior or character--using the opening line, "Dude!..."
Ex. 1:

Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.

Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!

Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!

Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!

Ex. 2:

Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!

Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!

Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!
by Tee$ December 15, 2011
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CREDIT CARD

The word Credit card is a card you use it to buy ROBUX on ROBLOX u should steal your moms credit card and by ROBUX :)
mom gimme your CREDIT CARD ill buy ROBUX because thats what a credit card is for :D
by CREDIT CARD July 9, 2020
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to card

to check someone's ID in order to make sure they are old enough to drink alcohol.
He keeps on carding me even though he knows I'm over 21.

We have to card everyone before serving them beer other wise we get fired.
by LilyChris09 May 30, 2017
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UNO REVERSE CARD

Ultra Upgraded "no u"

if someone says no u to you pull out the uno reverse card
my friend:*harrassing me*
me:*pulls out the uno reverse card*

my friend:*dies*
me:hehe
by fjdjfoj December 28, 2023
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gojo card

a card that allows you to legally simp and have Gojo Satoru
“nahh thats too much Gojo for u, i banned your gojo card for a week, you get the rip off Gojo.”
“my gojo card got taken😭”
by aeseara January 28, 2024
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