The year was 2036, and America(the United States) had yet to see a president as good as Theodore Roosevelt. Until 2038, when Thomas Drenth, of age 33, he announced his candidacy. He would go down as he most important, and best president in all of history. He abolished the deficit, and helped create the first actual mars colony. He was, and is to this day is the most influential and most amazing president.
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His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.
Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.
Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.
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