Straight Retarded

when someone make a statement and no one laughs
"remeber when isabella fell"
bro your straight retarded
by LBOZORATIO+yourmom February 17, 2022
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retarded mf

someone who is retarded and fucks their mom
bro im a retarded mf
wait what
by rose kai is king March 02, 2021
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social retard

Someone who either can't learn social skills, learned them too late, doesn't care about them, or doesn't want to learn them. The fact you had to look this easy, almost non-slang definition up on a freaking website means you're probably a social retard. Don't worry, it's actually becoming pretty common.
Monica: Yeah, I'd say hi and talk to her, but she freaking looks at me for five solid seconds before thinking what to say.
Daisy: Well, you know she's a social retard, just give her a chance.
by internetless October 28, 2015
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Musical Retard

A Person who is musically dumb and cannot understand the basics of music.
The best place to find a musical retard is in Canada.
by Omar Sultan January 09, 2007
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retarded cat

Crazy pawing motion made by devon, heather and emily at the concert. we wanted his body... hence the pawing like a cat...

this in-turn created the group which is now still unknown to everyone on the face of the earth but the three of us and a few random cool kids like us...
"Oh my god that singer guy is hot, lets all make the retarded cat motion to see if we can get his attention. Maybe then he will sacrifice his body to us!"
by Emily November 19, 2004
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Stupid retarded

Stupid retarded

Stupid Retarded is when you get hurt feelings over not being acknowledged or respected in any way, just completely ignored, and left with the thoughts of self worth, what did you do wrong, and a sadness inside. Because you care and want to show you it
stupid retarded to think this wasn't your own fault. Who cares if I didn't call you plans change. I did nothing wrong. Just because I'm your wife doesn't mean I need to call and let you know MY plans changed and I don't care to even consider the way you feel even if you wanted to be here and planed on picking us up and go together. Doesn't matter what you think.

Stupid Retarded
by Sooulezet zeer0 May 03, 2017
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Retard paper

Another way of saying cardboard.
Person 1: I like hiding inside the box the tvcame in. Person 2: yeah retard paper boxes are fun as.
by Custodian27 April 21, 2010
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