Noodles

What you say when your girlfriend's mom checks her messages and you don't want her to know you want nudes from the chick.

" Go into the bathroom and cook up some noodles!"

" I want some hot, spicy noodles."

by That1Perrsonn August 29, 2010

noodle-maid

An unethically ambitious person; a servant to power, especially in the political context.

Canada's Prime Minister, noodle-maid to America, hasn't seen a war he won't sign up for to please the Empire.

by I. M. Loos December 15, 2011

Snoodle a noodle

Warning someone not to overthink something and hurt their brain.

Hey, don't snoodle a noodle on those deep thoughts.

by Tdent465 January 14, 2023

Scoop noodle

Javelin rocket launcher used to annoy the enemy.

Johnson get that scoop noodle and blow a whole in their rectum

by Codterms101 April 11, 2023

cuban noodles

cuban noodles or chicken noodles with spicy sauce, invented by HANNAH

scarlet cant handle the cuban noodles but hannah can!!

by hannahlova September 3, 2024

Wet Noodle

Getting head while eating pasta.

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.

by Druburr March 7, 2022

Noodle

Typical looser without job. Usually lives in caves.

Noodle

by Xyzboy September 10, 2022