jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"

by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024

Jump-A-Dump

when you jump and crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!

by ConnorDotEXE November 30, 2016

jump my line

Hit me up.

like text or call me

person one: “Jump my line”
person two: *texts person 1 or calls*

by MeMeLu July 24, 2022

Mexican jumping bean

A Mexican who has jumped over the border into the US to seek refuge and leave Mexico

guy 1: hey did you see that dude jump the border

guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there

by Señor Mexicano mano October 23, 2022

squad jumping

When a person/ group purposely come and take away your group of identification just to aggravate you/your peers

Ugg that girl is squad jumping

by UrbanRice June 28, 2015

Throat Jump

Snatch a bitch by the throat when they’re spewing trash.

I’m gonna throat jump that dumbass I’d she doesn’t stfu

by herbalz420 January 30, 2019

curiosity jump

a distaction from toughts by feeding mind with information

Can't stop curiosity jump, it became an addiction.

by wirest June 30, 2019