Holy fuck, don't get me started on this culty, inbred, down syndrome filled school. All the teachers are homophobic and perverts. All the boys drive clapped shitboxes, that have no exhaust pipe, making them feel like paul fuking walker. The uniform looks like shreks lingerie all the girls are lead wednesday night youth group and make it everyone else's problem. This school is famous for firing gay people and having school shooter threats, what a bunch of sketchy cunts. Only go to this school if you didn't get into boys high or girls high.
by biggestwood August 11, 2022
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The place where it doesn't make most people thrive
Affected by puberty, with pimples and moods
Causing boys and girls to ask people to send nudes
The boys become perverts and the girls become whores
And they end up drawing dicks on the doors
Middle school relationships are for people who are freaks
Relationships like this last no more than 2 weeks
Girls running their mouths and getting into fights
That makes the witnesses have lots of fright
Hair extensions and loose acrylic nails everywhere
People shouting "WORLDSTAR" and more people swear
Kids smoke in the bathroom and acting like they're grown
People smashing in the bathroom and making loud moans
A girl getting pregnant and the father leaves her
And moves on to make more girls lured
People lose most of their elementary school friends
And they wanted their life to end
Then they made new friends later on
Some kids later became Satan's spawns
Of course, there are bullies that lower your self-esteem in middle school
If you snitch, the teachers don't give a shit and act like they're cool
Then you deal with them your own and put them out of misery
And the principal suspends you from hell; what a victory!
Most of you guys have these stereotypes
People like these are a bunch of asswipes
Middle school ain't like playing with balloons
But don't worry, it'll be over soon
The place where it doesn't make most people thrive
Affected by puberty, with pimples and moods
Causing boys and girls to ask people to send nudes
The boys become perverts and the girls become whores
And they end up drawing dicks on the doors
Middle school relationships are for people who are freaks
Relationships like this last no more than 2 weeks
Girls running their mouths and getting into fights
That makes the witnesses have lots of fright
Hair extensions and loose acrylic nails everywhere
People shouting "WORLDSTAR" and more people swear
Kids smoke in the bathroom and acting like they're grown
People smashing in the bathroom and making loud moans
A girl getting pregnant and the father leaves her
And moves on to make more girls lured
People lose most of their elementary school friends
And they wanted their life to end
Then they made new friends later on
Some kids later became Satan's spawns
Of course, there are bullies that lower your self-esteem in middle school
If you snitch, the teachers don't give a shit and act like they're cool
Then you deal with them your own and put them out of misery
And the principal suspends you from hell; what a victory!
Most of you guys have these stereotypes
People like these are a bunch of asswipes
Middle school ain't like playing with balloons
But don't worry, it'll be over soon
Elementary schooler who isn't in middle school yet: I can't wait to go to middle school! We're gonna have dances and lots of fun!
Middle schooler: Trust me, middle school is the most boring years of life you will ever experience.
Elementary schooler: I doubt it.
A couple years later...
Former elementary schooler who is in middle school: That middle schooler is right. It is boring.
Middle schooler: Trust me, middle school is the most boring years of life you will ever experience.
Elementary schooler: I doubt it.
A couple years later...
Former elementary schooler who is in middle school: That middle schooler is right. It is boring.
by a random eggplant July 20, 2020
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by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021
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A waste of time. Literally one of the most annoying, wasteful, hated places in the world. If you like school, nooffense but you're on crack because school is like actual prison like not even kidding. To sum this all up, school can suck my ass because its actual prison.
Teacher on the last day of school: So guys ya have been asking if there are going to be any changes for when ya come back next school year and I'm here to say nothing is going to change.
Students:"Yeahhhhh!"
Nicky: *Whispers in Becky's Ear* that's mad good cause now we can still have you know what in the staircases!
Becky: Boi ok.
When kids walk in next school year:*looks around the school and spots cameras everywhere with audio, police fucking officers by every gate, cameras near the bathrooms, 5 new deans, 10 cafeteria monitors, etc.
Random Boy: BRUH WHAT DAFU...ok they really played us I'm leaving this school.
Becky: Damn Nicky's gonna be TIGHTTTT! Nasty ass bitch ok I'm going to class.
Students:"Yeahhhhh!"
Nicky: *Whispers in Becky's Ear* that's mad good cause now we can still have you know what in the staircases!
Becky: Boi ok.
When kids walk in next school year:*looks around the school and spots cameras everywhere with audio, police fucking officers by every gate, cameras near the bathrooms, 5 new deans, 10 cafeteria monitors, etc.
Random Boy: BRUH WHAT DAFU...ok they really played us I'm leaving this school.
Becky: Damn Nicky's gonna be TIGHTTTT! Nasty ass bitch ok I'm going to class.
by Sasha(literally eww ok) September 25, 2018
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by crazyhorsegirl703 December 15, 2019
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