Largely known from the movie Dear White People an Oofta man is the typical Black American man who adjusts his blackness in the company of non black people. Kanye, Travis Scott, and even Tyga have all been accused of oofta behavior.
Jamal is the biggest oofta out there girl! His preference is chubby palm colored girls who pay for his Red Lobster he’ll tell you too!
If I see one more oofta man with another white girl in boxbraids I’m going to lose it!
If I see one more oofta man with another white girl in boxbraids I’m going to lose it!
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I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”
And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
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Get the man whore mug.A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
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