Man Period

When you are so De-hydrated that your poo is solid. so solid that it cuts youre arsehole on the way out, causing bleeding similar to a period

i had a really bad "Man Period" last night

by TheFosillsSon December 23, 2022

Man To Man

what men who are straight for Lana Rhoades but gay for Sahil call gay intercourse via the anus also know as homosexual sex

nuea..oh you should try gay sex
shrek..OMG no its called man to man

by leahfiveninefoureverafterhigh December 25, 2022

she’s dancing with another man

When your girls leaves you and know she going out with other guys.

(Bill) Hey Bob, how are you and your girl.

(Bob) Oh we broke up, and she’s dancing with another man.

by Rizzy Reaper December 26, 2022

girlfriends man

a guy who always has a girlfriend; relies on women for happiness, usually because of mommy issues.

“my ex got a girl right after we broke up.”
“girl- he’s a girlfriends man”

“you always have a girlfriend. You’re a girlfriends man”

by bonnie_yan December 27, 2022

Mustard Man

A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.

Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!

by Sally H. December 27, 2022

Muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man?

Woman1: do you know the muffin man?

Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!

by Your local bruh December 29, 2022

Black Man

An improper word used to describe or call out Africans and other ethnicities with dark skin.

Jamal was walking down the street hoping to find a nearby KFC store. He however has forgotten that it is 1867 as segregation has been implemented among black's and other minorities. Jamal is currently in Alabama which is one of the many southern states that took the segregation law. Because of this he was forced to use fountains, toilets and stores specifically for black people. Jamal then realized that he was walking on the wrong sidewalk as the sidewalk he was on was for "white's only". A nearby police officer saw Jamal walking on the wrong sidewalk as the police officer gave him a ticket and referred to Jamal as a 'black man'.

by James R. Crowe December 30, 2022