shit fuckery

when a goverment fucks up so bad honest goverment ads make a video about it

Ex:australia did something wrong

random person:what is happening in australia is a total shit fuckery

by lumehelves/lizzi January 3, 2023

the oh-shit! moment

The split second after you've said something that you really shouldn't have said, and realise that you shouldn't have said it.

an example of the oh-shit! moment = "those jeans make your thighs look fat" ... oh shit...

by p00pyhead August 16, 2009

shitting in my cornflakes

When someone +4’s you in UNO™️ and you have no way to express your pure anger and hatred for that person.

Person 1: *+4’s person 2 and changes it to a color person 2 doesn’t have*
Person 2: “YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING IN MY CORNFLAKES”

by smol pinkies December 25, 2018

cat knit yo' shit

When a cat claws your leg whilst purring (also known as kneading). You know that cat wants a fuckin.

jasper s horny. that cat knit yo' shit... man he wants it bad. awww yeah.

by HornyCat September 6, 2010

shit

that shit you shit out of your shitty arse into a shitter in your shithole of a cardbox you call a home

I just took a huge fucking shit... like you

by coom eternal December 19, 2021

shit

fortnite

retard: Hey tom wanna play shit

tom: oh u mean fortnite, no

by innit huh September 19, 2020

Shit not me

When you do something incredibly IGNANT and get caught and all you can say is "Shit not me"

"who robbed the liquor store" "Shit not me"

by lil jimmy vert September 12, 2018