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Fake Man

A fake man is a man that does not cry
men that cry = real men
Men that dont cry = fake men
Jimmy: you are stupid
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!
by Fake Men Advocate April 14, 2022
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garbage man

whenever you finish with your lady and you throw her over your shoulder by the ankle, grab her wrist on the other side (with your free hand) and flex your back in order to break her spinal cord. often followed up by the garbage disposal
Guy #1: hey dude, how was your date last night??

Guy #2: fantastic! i finished ehr off with the garbage man!

Guy #1: didnt you just dead cripple jenny two days ago?

Guy #2: yeah! great week!!
by Jay Cadwallader September 30, 2008
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Man

Typically someone who doesn't have the possession of a brain, is usually extremely rude, inconsiderate and impossible to explain things to or tell them that they are wrong. The words man (or

'men' for a group) is something you should not use unless extremely needed as it is a very very disrespectful word. This word is also you used as an insult to combine all of the insults/bad traits and is usually associated with words like straight white or dead. If you know someone who identifies as a man you must call the police and be aware of the dangers you are surrounding yourself with, as men have been known to be the cause of ever bad thing that has ever happened. You must also know that men don't know what words like "consent" and "no" mean.
OMG, you're behaving like a man!
by ban.ana2 March 20, 2021
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tzan man

look at that guy with no bitches. he must be a tzan man
by user 83&37199 July 26, 2022
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My man

my man is a slang for a boy you are talking to/dating. whatsoever, you call him my man because you are delusianol.
"girl have you seen my man!"
by draee May 16, 2023
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Half a man

When a guy gets testicle cancer and has too get one nut removed.
Look at ol uniball, he had nut cancer so he's only half a man.
by Racist Bstard October 16, 2020
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Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.
Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
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