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dirty double

The act of burping and farting in rapid succession, one after the other.

Legends tell of a 'terrifying triple' which also includes a sneeze, but this is said to herald the apocalypse and one's utter destruction.
Just before going out to the bar, Jill burped and farted, a so-called "dirty double" and then exclaimed: "NOW I'm ready to go!"
by Dewon December 14, 2009
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Dirty Toothbrush

A dirty toothbrush is when a woman shits on her sex partners dick and he puts it in her mouth and rubs it just on her teeth.
lisa got a dirty toothbrush from chuck
by urbansexman August 22, 2009
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Dirty Darcy

When you restart natzi Germany and kill all the Jews and gain world domination
by Coolninetyseven August 31, 2021
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Dirty Balqis

The act of when a female has a night on the town looking for older and vulnerable men for a one night stand. Once she has her prey at home she smears herself in cat food(preferably Sheba) and demands the vulnerable male to make sweet sweet love to her whilst licking off all the cat food. However, once finished, the female will cast aside the lonely man and ignore all forms of contact.
NB. If any cat food remains on her body 'post-coutis' her basement full of backyard strays will finish the job.
Damo: Here, Gregory, what happened to you last night and why do you smell of Atlantic Salmon?
Gregory: Mate, I met this girl last night and she made me do her 'dirty balqis' style.
by Golden Void August 27, 2019
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Dirty Muffler

The act of farting while you have chicken grease (mixture of butthole sweat and leftover poop) between your thighs.
Guy 1: Whats that smell?

Guy 2: haha that was my dirty muffler!
by freaknasty1 June 25, 2010
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dirty desert

A dirty desert is when a girl is giving you a blowjob, while your taking a shit, and eating cookies and milk. Or you can say a blumpkin while eating cookies and milk.
She totally gave me a dirty desert last night
by shalakalaka March 26, 2009
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Dirty finn

A chick says a black guy has a bigger dick than he actually does
Did you hear that river pulled a dirty finn to her bff
by Spectre84Div6 February 3, 2021
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