The act of when a female has a night on the town looking for older and vulnerable men for a one night stand. Once she has her prey at home she smears herself in cat food(preferably Sheba) and demands the vulnerable male to make sweet sweet love to her whilst licking off all the cat food. However, once finished, the female will cast aside the lonely man and ignore all forms of contact.
NB. If any cat food remains on her body 'post-coutis' her basement full of backyard strays will finish the job.
NB. If any cat food remains on her body 'post-coutis' her basement full of backyard strays will finish the job.
Damo: Here, Gregory, what happened to you last night and why do you smell of Atlantic Salmon?
Gregory: Mate, I met this girl last night and she made me do her 'dirty balqis' style.
Gregory: Mate, I met this girl last night and she made me do her 'dirty balqis' style.
by Golden Void August 27, 2019