Man Problems

(n.): not being able to find food items that are right there and easily found by anyone lacking a Y-chromosome.

My husband can't ever find the mustard in the fridge. I can't blame him, though, since he's just suffering from man problems.

by CromwellIV April 19, 2024

Grown ass man

Reply that guys sometimes hear when they complain about their problems

This guy at work always likes to say, ‘Hey, you’re a grown ass man’ whenever people complain. So I waited for him to complain, then I said, ‘Hey you’re a grown ass man,’ and he got this pissed off look on his face and didn’t say anything.

by SiL3Nt J September 17, 2023

white man down

It means a white mans head is going down to suck another mans pecker. But sometimes used by when saying good bye.

I was hanging out at Conner and willies the other night, and let me tel you what, WHITE MAN DOWN! I got some that night.

Man 1: Alright man I better go home

Man 2: alright. White Man Down!

Man 1: White man down!

by Wide legged trucker October 13, 2019

loyal man hole

It’s a man who, after finding a compatible mate, lets his asshole belong to her and only her for whenever and wherever she wants to use it.

Wow he has a loyal man hole, he won’t let anyone near his butt!

by boonshnoggles101 December 11, 2020

Super downie man

He is the one and only super downie man69

Someone who is very slow in the head like Oscar

He is a super downie man

I know he is lol imagine

by Batmon393939 November 09, 2020

bango man

a man who eats pusy and eats niger ass and fucks men in the mouth and a chain in his ass

bango man is gay right?

by ur mo fuaefbyesvba November 30, 2017

two-man harmonica

For all the musicians out there who enjoy the harmonica and occasional percussion. A play on 69, one woman laying on her side and men on both sides facing her. Men blow on the harmonica while she plays the drums 🥁

“Hey man, I think we have a shot at a two-man harmonica tonight”
“No way bro. You think our sticks will get some action too?”

by mazislime May 19, 2025