Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer
Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
by Steamtronic January 30, 2014

a saying in WWE2K22 in a 60 minute iron man falls count anywhere match where the referee and the superstar race to get to the pin first with the ref counting and the superstar breaking it up
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by It's not alright March 28, 2023

Flat cap man is Ville Valo, the singer of the Finnish band HIM. He is called Flat cap man for wearing his signature Flat cap.
You: “Wanna see a new picture of Flat cap man?”
Friend: “Oh nooo! Yes! And he can have a flat cap party with us!”
Friend: “Oh nooo! Yes! And he can have a flat cap party with us!”
by joeyisnotstupid March 2, 2025
