Man Cactus

Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer

Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".

Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.

by Steamtronic January 30, 2014

first man on

a saying in WWE2K22 in a 60 minute iron man falls count anywhere match where the referee and the superstar race to get to the pin first with the ref counting and the superstar breaking it up

john cena is first man on

by big fat tubby December 31, 2022

man sauna

Any confined space so packed with man that its temperature reaches sauna level.

There's so many men in my man cave that it's turned into a man sauna

by mwbb March 12, 2011

couche man

kiro

kiro is the true couche man

by couche man October 14, 2021

Fight Like A Man Jackie Chan!

A gaming phrase that tells a pro to stop losing in an epic way.

Come on dude! Fight like a man Jackie Chan!! The noob is becoming better than you bro!! YEAH!!

by Rednerdyglassesgirl February 7, 2015

Woo-Man

As defined by Youtuber beluga in his video "What Rhymes with Woman" it's a word that means what it means and rhymes with woman

Pablo: What rhymes with woman
Beluga: It's easy, it's woo-man

by It's not alright March 28, 2023

flat cap man

Flat cap man is Ville Valo, the singer of the Finnish band HIM. He is called Flat cap man for wearing his signature Flat cap.

You: “Wanna see a new picture of Flat cap man?”

Friend: “Oh nooo! Yes! And he can have a flat cap party with us!”

by joeyisnotstupid March 2, 2025