Piss Shit

The occurrence of taking a piss and suddenly having to shit at the same time.

I had to take a simple piss but wouldn't you know it...it turned out to be a whole piss shit.

by jim917 April 24, 2018

on no funny shit

when you say some thing funny then you try to be serious when you confront or roast some one.

on no funny shit tho

by STE1234567890 May 1, 2018

The Shits

Slang word for cocaine commonly used by advid users.

Man i’m trying to get off the shits.

by ToastyThunda January 8, 2018

Shit

Meth, crank, ice, shards, crystal, go fast, dope

Did you get the shit?

by MilkMaid420 May 1, 2018

shit twin

During labour, a shit twin is when a mother defecates at the same time her child is born.

"Did you hear that Jack had a shit twin?"

"It was embarrassing to admit that I gave birth to a shit twin."

by KinniKitty May 2, 2018

idiot who looks like shit

Patrick Stjerne

Descripe Patrick Stjerne: idiot who looks like shit :)

by FuckPS January 9, 2018

scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018