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Man Balls

21-29 year old balls. Balls that have matured over a boys life, stating that he is no longer tight. Tight innocence has been out grown, and now can be identified as MAN BALLS. With this a man’s testicles are now able to bust properly and have the ability to be milked to a full potential. Man balls is something to be happy and proud of, at this time we are studying what comes after 29 years old.

For additional information about man balls please contact your health professional.
Dan: “I have Man balls”
Alex: “No you don’t you are 37, also girls 10 years younger than you want man balls not what you have”
Juan: “My balls get busted and skewered all the time

Alex: “I love a good old ball busting session with my big pair of man balls”
Juan: “Me too”

Dan: :|
by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025
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old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)
Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!
by MikkBretly March 11, 2011
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spider-man franchise

(Noun) kid who only has one story and keeps telling it over and over.
Every time I hang out with Todd he tells the same exact story about how his dad was roommates with John Smoltz.

Spider-Man franchise
by Aprilinsa August 10, 2017
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Man

What is a definition of man??
Look at Zac Efron.
by Definitioner013 April 25, 2020
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Moonlit Man

A little bit more then a fuck buddy but not a boyfriend.
My moonlit man is coming over to fix my car.
by Happybeair February 3, 2018
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Man-must

Not to be confused with man-musk, the sent of sexy ballers in a forest, no no no. Man-must is the deformed doppelganger of man-musk, think a room of teenage boys unwashed and sweatn' up something offensive.
The gimp storage unit in the Pleasure Dome reeks of man-must. Go clean it you BANANA HAMMOCK!
by Banana Hammie December 16, 2019
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At least polkadot it up man

When your friend is pissed that T.I. Will not be in Antman 3: Quantumania. You simply respond “Hey! At least polkadot it up man!”
This phrase is meticulously designed to immediately install happiness in the child’s brain
Example:
“GOD SAKE T.I. ISN’T IN ANTMAN 3: QUANTUMANIA!”
Hey man, At least polkadot it up man!”
“Okay bro I’m so sorry, I love you!”
Kiss
by Sir Jaiden the Maiden March 1, 2021
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