hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

You

The person behind the screen...Yeah you...You is super hot and seggsy..I want to marry You

You are hot asf

by Girlnamedblank February 21, 2021

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022

i want to spoil you in a different way

They want to spoil u with sexual pleasures.

I want to spoil you in a different way if u know what i mean

by namjoonswife May 25, 2023

I cant believe you done this

A meme from the vine.

After betraying his tribe he was told by the other tribe's leader "I cant believe you done this"

by djbeard December 15, 2017

Dimes will get you dollars

Glib way of saying "There is a high probability that..." It doesn't make too much sense if you think about the way gambling odds work, but I didn't create it; I just report it.

Dimes will get you dollars that his car will break down before he gets there.

Dimes will get you dollars that she doesn't really want to change jobs.

by Al Benedict June 30, 2021

You cannot judge a book by its cover

You cannot judge the character or quality of something/someone just by looking at them.

You cannot judge a book by its cover; that girl you talked to is actually a very nice person.

by Kitter the Killer Kat C: January 10, 2016