My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard
by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023
Get the Irish beardmug. Vincent beard (vin-sin-t / bee-rd)
When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀
When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀
by Moosebrah September 23, 2022
Get the Vincent beardmug. Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!
by Aureole Youtube Channel February 26, 2019
Get the Ass beardmug. Originally from the minds of Reeves and Motimer. To put something off. To procrastinate by perfoming arbitrary, non-important tasks.
We can't sit around here grilling beards all day.
Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.
I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.
Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.
I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.
by Pocket Beatnik January 20, 2008
Get the grilling beardsmug. by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023
Get the Tolstoys Beardmug. “Hey did you hear the new Amon Amarth album?”
“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard”
“A bearded voice indeed.”
“Silence, brit.”
“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard”
“A bearded voice indeed.”
“Silence, brit.”
by Ceasze August 5, 2020
Get the Bearded voicemug. by spatialnate August 4, 2015
Get the neo beardmug.