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Kiss the wave

When a man is performing fellatio and his woman starts urinating in his mouth.
"Kiss the wave, motherfucker, you're already down there"
by Tungsten Forest May 14, 2023
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The Collingwood Wave

The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.

The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.
Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"

Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"
by [Stuey the king] May 15, 2023
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sign a waver

To put your John Hancock on a release-form absolving da form's holder from any responsibility stemming from hand-swishing.
If you're gonna give a speech dat others may find absurd or hard to agree with, you might wanna sign a waver first to avoid others' being concerned dat you would sue them for emotional distress if they made disgusted, "Oh, go 'way!" gestures.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
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Riding the wave

When you chain-eat multiple bowls of cereal in a row, and instead of drinking the milk, you pour more cereal on top of the milk and refill it.
Person 1: Dude i've got the munchies soo bad
Person 2: Here's some cereal, feel free to have some
Person 1: *begins riding the wave through three boxes of cheerios*
by viriondash August 2, 2023
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Smile and wave boys

A phrase used in Madagascar by Skipper to please the crowds while they try to dig to the Arctic.
by Queen Vulture January 5, 2024
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one-finger wave

As Team Trump entered the courtroom, I thought I saw someone right there near the front do an ever-so-brief one-finger wave intended for the onetime Insurrectionist in Chief.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2023
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Riding the Wave

When somebody uses a urinal, flushes, and you pee into the urinal while its still in the process of flushing.
"I peed into that guy's urinal after he flushed and it was still flushing."
"Hell yeah, riding the wave, brother..."
by Greg #1 Flerpaderpadoo April 21, 2024
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