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War on Terrorer

While G.W. Bush may have been the first War on Terrorer, Obama perfected the idea with drone strikes and body scanners, both of which seem futuristic and cool.
by schulwitz January 23, 2013
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JB War

a stupid false war between the Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber. Beliebers seem to feel the need to prove that Justin Bieber is the orginal JB when everybody knows the Jonas Brothers were first. Fortunately, this so called war is completely untrue. The Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber couldn't give two shits about this so called war. both are making the money they need to.
selena: have you heard justin's new song boyfriend?
demi: ew, who cares? did you hear the jonas brothers are writing new music? finally new stuff from the real jb
selena: the jonas brothers are so last year and justin is the real jb anyway.
miley: guys.. shut up. there's no jb war.
by jb war is dumb September 30, 2012
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Cock War

When someone is referring to themselves as being bigger and better than the other person. It metaphorically is expressed in the size of one's "cock." This is not to be confused with a pissing contest.
"I am a girl, but MY cock is bigger than YOUR cock." "Jenna is a better manager than you. BOOM. She just won the cock war."
by THE JENNA August 18, 2013
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war of the cammelids

The war between llamas and alpacas, based on the extent of the awesomeness between the two. Named the war of the cammelids because that is the family of species both the llama and the alpaca belong to.
Gregory: The war of the cammelids is a dumb war, because llamas are the so much better than alpacas

Joe: You must be on crack, alpacas are better
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vag wars

Meme:

“Woman: I’ll give you 100$ to watch vag wars

Me:(insert funny image here)”
Joshua: imma look it up
Charles: NO DONT DO IT
Quandale dingle: I’m coming to pick you up to bring you to a mental institution
by Abradolf linkler April 25, 2022
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war hamster

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.
Hey dude you can’t go there it’s too dangerous.
Mate I’m a fucking war hamster!
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022
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Star Wars

1980s epic Galaxy movie series. Later destroyed by Jar Jar Binks and the sequels.
Omg! I just saw star wars! It was so epic!
by WeirdWeirdo@_@ April 4, 2022
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