Turd Burglar

Someone who steals your time with a load of crap. A person who's lies are so long winded and obvious they stink. An ex lover or romantic interest who repeatedly told lies.

She's a turd burglar. I don't know why I listened to her?

by MudJones November 26, 2013

Baking a turd

When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.

Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?

No. Im baking a turd right now.

by Summer coldness May 25, 2019

Turd Edging

Holding your poop at the point just before excretion for as long as you possibly can. Often due to laziness.

I almost shit my pants today because I was turd edging through the whole Star Wars prequel trilogy.

by Black Brian March 25, 2022

cherry turd

a bloddy piece of shit

woah dude i just dumped that cherry turd

by chanman1223 July 19, 2015

Turd Hurdler

A girls' very shapely backside. Made very visible by the tight clothing.

Wow, look at the "Turd Hurdler" on that chick!!

by Mark Langen December 29, 2006

turd burglar

To give anal and not clean up afterwards.

Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.

by jaymor February 3, 2009

turd miner

One who excavates fecal matter.

Ryan's mom is a turd miner

by DaveIsCool123456789 June 11, 2006