Momster truck

Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.

Sorry I'm late. Traffic was snarled up with the school run momster truck parade.

by Miscusername July 26, 2024

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Ice Cream Truck

An ice cream truck is well... A truck that sells ice cream. These trucks can be step vans, or regular vans. They are usually retrofitted with bells, or music boxes (usually ones manufactured by Nichols Electronics). There are two types of things ice cream trucks sell: prepackaged novelty treats (e.g. ice pops or Good Humor bars), soft serve, or very rarely scooped ice cream.

Every summer afternoon, I am tempted to get a milkshake from the ice cream truck.

by the piss monster from hell August 2, 2024

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Albanian truck stop

The Albanian Truck stop is the action of shoving an exhaust pipe from a Mercedes NG85 up one’s anus and expelling the fumes out one’s mouth. Can be used for sexual pleasure or to torture people who have not paid their debts.

Agim lost the money he owed the Albanian mafia so they gave him an Albanian truck stop so he would learn his lesson

by anonymous August 13, 2024

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Suck Truck

1: Vacuum tanker truck
2: Vacuum excavation truck

We got some tree roots here, call the suck truck.
Septic is almost full call a suck truck

by Kid with assburgars August 18, 2024

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condom truck

A term used to startle a speaker who hadn't been listening. Nobody would want to know that a condom truck is part of the trafficking circuit, but here we are! This term is generally used to attract attention.

"Hey, the condom truck is outside! Wanna check it out?"

by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025

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