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shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
mugGet the shut the fucking door john the cops are heremug.

vermonting the door

To aggressively scrape the bottom of the car door on the high granite curbs of small town in Vermont.
Andy was vermonting the door so bad in Brattleboro VT that we had to get out of the car so it would raise up enough to be able to move the door.
by Double Z September 29, 2021
mugGet the vermonting the doormug.

disco door

A person who not only idetifies as a disco ball, but also a door.
You're a disco ball door... Or a door with like the thousand pieces of small ass glass on it. BOOM disco door.
by Bull. T May 15, 2018
mugGet the disco doormug.

screen door junkie

A screen door junkie is a Herion addict who sits in the front of the screen door on the inside and sells crack to children under the age of 10.
P. Diddy is probably an undercover screen door junkie.
by Kool-Aid08 June 5, 2008
mugGet the screen door junkiemug.

sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday

This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.
Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"
by von groovy July 12, 2024
mugGet the sore as a door on a whorehouse on a paydaymug.

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