Väänänen syndrome

Purpose of life is getting pussy ANYTIME when possible. Also the courage to take the "not so pretty one", if IT is guaranteed.

- "what the fuck is that guy doing? That girl aint that pretty?"
- "well, he has the Väänänen syndrome"

by Christmas spirit 2010 December 26, 2010

Suburbia Syndrome

Inspired by the scene from the movie "Gone in 60 Seconds" in which the car thieves become lost in "suburbia hell" due to the fact that every house, yard and street appear exactly the same. It's the condition felt by these thieves and can be brought on by various events.

John: Is it just me or do all the songs on the radio sound exactly the same these days?
Matt: Huh, I get that same feeling about movies every time I walk out of the theatre.
Gord: That's weird. I felt like that after having sex with my girlfriend last night!
Travis: Sounds like you guys are all suffering from Suburbia Syndrome.

by SlapShawt February 27, 2011

Wigger Syndrome

(noun) A syndrome that occurs when white people mentally think that they are black. They dress like they are black, talk like they are black, and act like they are black. This syndrome is closely related to Gender Identity Disorder and people who suffer from this should not be made fun of but should be given mental help.

John: Wow look at that white kid over there, he thinks he is black.
Tom: Don't make fun of him, it looks like he suffers from Wigger Syndrome.

by thedon123456 November 10, 2013

metro syndrome

A state of mind, usually aquired from a long trip on any subway or metro train, wherein the person feels as if everyone is looking at them.

Dale: Hey bro, what took you so long to get here?

Anton: I don't know man, just chill the fuck out and stop staring at me! I've got mad metro syndrome!

by Aaron Michael January 9, 2008

Jock Syndrome

A mental illness which will get people to be overactive in sports.

Symptoms may include:

Excessive playing in sports, wearing jock clothes (Sports brands, such as nike, adidas, etc.), rude to other people, decrease in intelligence, major increase in confidence, only spending time with other infectees, normie behavior, bad roasts, irritable behavior. May be terminal

How it is spread:

infected parents, infected peers

Oh no, I think you're infected with Jock syndrome

by SpiceRice May 15, 2019

Murphy Syndrome

When someone has been completely and utterly destroyed in a campaign, usually political in nature, and denies any wrong doing or personal responsibility. Named after Jim Murphy, head of the political party Scottish Labour, for his reaction to the 2015 UK General Election.

He was so in denial over his shortcomings and cockups with the campaign he was suffering Murphy Syndrome.

by JimmyMurphy May 10, 2015

Camasta syndrome

A disease that originated in Orange County California back in the last quarter of 1983. It's when Caucasian males entered this world and were missing certain chromosomes that cause a person to be heterosexual. Odd thing about this disease is the fascination with male reproductive organs from people of African decent. This disease has been under scientific study for quite some time now. It has been discovered that ingesting body fluids that are secreted from the reproductive organ is what causes people with this rare disease to become aroused. As of now there is no cure for this illness due to the fact that patients refuse treatment. It is clear that they are happy with their disease, and society needs to accept them.

Guy#1 "hey dog, check out that fool with the knee pads on. What's his deal?" Guy#2 "Oh that's the neighborhood toy. He has Camasta syndrome." Guy#1 "So your saying I don't have to worry about him taking any of the girls?" Guy#2 "Of course not!!!! Unless the girl turns black and grows a dick!!"

by Callitlikeitis February 24, 2013