Chip

Chip is a person who tries too hard to impress someone, yet miserably fails.

Stop talking like that! You're such a Chip.

Here she comes with that voice again. What a Chip.

by Curtis Jones' brother November 27, 2023

Chip

Chip; the most handsome Australian Labradoodle living in The Netherlands.

On instagram also known as chippendoodle.

What the Chip.

Chip on the shoulder.

If it aint Chip, it aint much.

by Personal Human November 24, 2021

Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )

Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

ethnic chips

Chips widely enjoyed by people of color. Includes flamin’ hot Cheetos, honey barbecue chips and pretty much all of them with flavor. Don’t bring those seasoningless chips over here.

Becky: I have original Lays! Is that okay?

No, Becky. Ethnic chips only.

by littytittytweetythimba February 26, 2018

Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.

Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!

by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021

Chip

A "lip" of "Chewing Tobacco"

Schlops: "Hey Cakes, you got a chipper i can sauce?"
Cakes: "Yea man, long keezy"
Schlops: "Yo lemme post and thwace this chip"

by PostinWithAFatChip November 29, 2009

Mint Choc Chip Ice Cream

Underrated ice cream, and for those who think mint chocolate chip tastes like toothpaste, you've obviously never had it before.

Person 1: God diddly dumptious do I love mint choc chip ice cream
Person 2: Shit taste like toothpaste!
Person 1: Where are you buying that toothpaste??!

by Haru-Official December 2, 2023