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Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.
“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”
by Youngwhit March 16, 2020
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Pump and Dump

When a woman gives you a hand job while you take an enormous shit on her chest.
Yeah bro, me and Annie love a good old fashioned Pump and Dump.
by DogeRager January 30, 2021
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pump the brakes

stop what you are doin like swearin or cussin
wooooooah pump the brakes on the wordich
by cole maj March 21, 2024
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pump scare

when one is perusing omegle and happens upon a plethora of penile appendages
damn gina! i got the biggest pump scare of my life on omegle last night!
by gingerbreadwoman42069 March 8, 2019
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Pumping Chili

Vomiting violently.
"Where's Ralph?"
"Oh he's in the bathroom pumping chili. He had a wild night."

"Yo, this guy's pumping some mad chili."
by Jn17 October 3, 2013
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Lil Pump

A rapper from Miami, Florida that makes lit ass music and will beat the fuck outta u if you talk shit about him or gucci. Is known for saying the catchphrase ESSKEETITTTTTT and sipping on a cup of lean. Commonly seen with best bud smokepurpp and is a motherfucken harvard drop out with a GPA of 1.5. Would probably go for girls named molly, julianna, gucci, jasmine, brianna, sophia, amanda, melanie, tessa, jordon and would fuck ur bitch. He also than ur dad and will run ur ass over if u be talkin shit.
Yeo bro lil pump is trashhhhh.

Bio shut the fuck up esskeetitttttt.
by Juliannaytg360 June 2, 2018
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Pump Master

A person qualified to perform pumps on various activities, for example pumping air into tires.
"yo, i heard bunty is the pump master of Brampton."
"Yeah guy, he uses his pumping skills too much"
by jassi123456 November 14, 2015
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