Reading the Bible aloud while inserting a ferret in one's asshole... So I gave them the dirty manfred
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A sexual maneuver in which your partner is in the face down ass up position, and you, from the ass eating position, grab her by the hips, and pick her up to where only her hands are touching the ground and she's doing a kind of a handstand, then, you give it a lil lick, then drop her down on her neck, killing her instantly
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"When the police were talking to my buddy Mike, he tried to prove his innocence by explaining exactly how he would have done the crime. He pulled the genius maneuver"
by The man in the bushes April 8, 2024
Get the The genius maneuver mug.A mysterious condition affecting certain grown women who have the emotional regulation of a middle-school group chat. Symptoms include: a self-inflated ego, selective amnesia about every bad decision they’ve ever made & a deep belief that the world is “intimidated” by them—when in reality people are just tired of them. She talks like she’s the CEO of “High Value Women,” but her résumé is mostly drama internships & accountability gaps. Claims she is “brutally honest” (translation: rude) & chronically “misunderstood” (translation: exhausting), but she's just spiritually allergic to self-awareness. Classic traits include: judging everyone like she’s on a reality show panel & confusing attention for respect. Common habitat: the comments section, other people’s relationships, & any situation where attention is available in bulk.”
WARNING: May cause chronic self-importance & aggressive confidence unsupported by facts. Side effects include: public superiority complexes, private insecurity, & an inability to hear the words “maybe you’re the problem”. Do not operate near accountability, boundaries, or women with actual self-respect. Prolonged exposure may lead to fatigue, eye strain from constant side-eye, & friends quietly going “busy” for the next 6 months.
Directions: Take 1 compliment every 30 minutes or symptoms worsen.
Do not mix with: consequences, criticism, or reality.
Keep away from: group chats, weddings, anyone’s boyfriend.
If symptoms persist: she will blame you.
WARNING: May cause chronic self-importance & aggressive confidence unsupported by facts. Side effects include: public superiority complexes, private insecurity, & an inability to hear the words “maybe you’re the problem”. Do not operate near accountability, boundaries, or women with actual self-respect. Prolonged exposure may lead to fatigue, eye strain from constant side-eye, & friends quietly going “busy” for the next 6 months.
Directions: Take 1 compliment every 30 minutes or symptoms worsen.
Do not mix with: consequences, criticism, or reality.
Keep away from: group chats, weddings, anyone’s boyfriend.
If symptoms persist: she will blame you.
The Somer-Mankins Syndrome is often seen in adults who call themselves “grown up” while still being financially supported by Mommy.
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Get the The Somer-Mankins Syndrome mug.Similar to the coined hockey term 'Michigan' where a goal is scored from behind, the Michigan Maneuver is when your girl gives you a wristy from behind.
Boyfriend: "Baby I think I'm ready to take this to the next level"
Girlfriend: "Fine i'll give you The Michigan Maneuver"
Boyfriend: "yesssss"
Girlfriend: "Fine i'll give you The Michigan Maneuver"
Boyfriend: "yesssss"
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