A state of living where despite both of the parents making 6 figure salaries, they are just barely able to afford to live in the one story bungalow of a house because it costs $900,000 for no reason.
Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster
The mom wears way too much makeup
And the dad is an idiot
Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster
The mom wears way too much makeup
And the dad is an idiot
"You're middle class right?"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"
by Plus-Size albert48 February 23, 2021
by Original Claire Bear December 04, 2010
When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.
by conky May 05, 2014
When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.
by SaltyCakes February 08, 2019
by MAXIUMPOWER October 22, 2017
This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome
by Calicousin November 22, 2022
A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.
by JamesNewton February 04, 2025