furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.

Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!

by death180 September 8, 2015

salad blasted

to use a plunging motion or blasting motion with the tongue into the rectum

I saw some gay guy being salad blasted in the club bathroom

by Tmoneylolbitch August 7, 2016

donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

No mask, no blast.

A way for someone to ask someone to wear a mask before engaging in intercourse in the time of a pandemic.

We can hook up but you know covid. So, no mask, no blast.

by Tuguit September 24, 2020

mineral blast

A blow job with pop rocks in his/her mouth

"Dude Stacys mom gave me a mineral blast!"

by Minge monster September 8, 2016

Baja blast

The act of firehose spraying a person in the face with semen from your penis, while either on a beach in the Baja region of California or after eating a Baja Burrito

After I was done surfing I went back to shore to give my girl a Baja blast

by The Baja blaster (Kensei) May 7, 2021

Double Ass-blast

The act of receiving an ass-blast but the giver blows crack cocaine smoke in the anus first, then continues into an ass-blast.

Babe, do you want a regular or a Double Ass-blast?

by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022