Pooh Bear

in the gay sub-culture of Bears and cubs- a bear who has a skat fetish.

Jason is such a Pooh Bear... Can you believe that he likes guys to shit on him?

by MurrayTiger September 20, 2010

Care Bears

Someone raised by the Noids, a cult dedicated to raising children with adult bears. Inspired by the insipid 1980's cartoon, "The Care Bears", the cult thrives on the concept of returning man to nature with kindness and good will towards all. Children are taught to speak, but must learn to either survive or die at the hands of their Bear brethren. Few children survive, but those who do are often pillars in their community, combining their natural sense of survival with an animal like zeal for adventure, food and sex.

Gay Man: Oh, that George W is fabulous! He's such an alfa male

Gay man 2: Of course he is! He's Care Bears, hun.

by Judicus September 30, 2005

wuzzy bear

The most desirable of all pet names a man can achieve in his lifetime.

Lover: I love you, my little snugglebum!

Beloved: I love you, too, my little wuzzy bear!

by Stickadillo February 17, 2009

Gaby Bear

Gaby Bear is the most beautiful girl you will ever put your eyes on. Gaby Bear has a boyfriend that Gaby Bear calls Timmy Bear and Timmy Bear really loves Gaby Bear. If Timmy Bear had to describe Gaby Bear, he would say that Gaby Bear is intelligent, beautiful, funny, playful, and just every guys dream girl. Gaby Bear tends to not believe Timmy Bear when he calls her beautiful, or so it seems. But Timmy Bear is persistent and wont give up. Gaby Bear doesnt know it but Timmy Bear is seriously starting to think that she COULD be the love of his life. Timmy Bear knows that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her and start a beautiful family with her one day. If you ever get a Gaby Bear, dont ever let her go, Gaby Bear is the best thing to happen to Timmy Bear and you will understand when you find your Gaby Bear. Love you Gaby Bear <3

Timmy Bear: I am so lucky to be all yours and only yours.

Gaby Bear: I'm luckier.

Timmy Bear: Nope :*

Gaby Bear: Yeah :)

(Goes on forever but she usually wins)

by Timmy Bear <3 August 11, 2016

Doing the Bear

Doing the bear is a Victorian slang term that refers to showing affection via hugging somebody.

“Those two have been doing the bear for ages. Come on, guys! We all want hugs too.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Bear Jarring

Infuriating phrase adopted by teens in private schools in Surrey attempting to sound more street. Meaning ‘annoying’ which ironically, it is.

Rupert has a vagina in his bottom but he won’t let me try it. It’s Bear Jarring.

by Garygranted May 17, 2023

Kayla Bear

Literally the most adorable girl in the entire world

I am in love with Kayla Bear

by Cotton Candy Viking June 22, 2021