Florent ça-aide

Se dit d'une situation apparemment inextricable, dont les plus fins limiers parviennent (tout de même) à se tirer, non sans grâce.

Personne n°1 : Et toi ! tu as vu hier, ce coup franc entre le OM et la PSG au foot ! Incroyable !
Personne n°2 : Mon père a le sida
Personne n°3 : ah ... Florent ça-aide

by Bouk-koub May 21, 2020

economic aids

My dog recently came out the closet And danny devito and the goverment are after me.

Shit! Danny devito ate my cat food again thats for my cat name

Gregor that has ECONOMIC AIDS

by Dufotue December 03, 2023

jewish mongolian bunghole aids

When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"

bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert June 23, 2024

Dirt AIDS

When you stick your hands into a pile of dirt and get AIDS

"Oh shit! I think I just got dirt AIDS"

by connorsimpson May 24, 2017

Lightening aids

When a bolt of nightening hits u in the rectum like its 1994, and then u get the aids in ur butt

Hey Marco, I heard about that lightning bolt that hit u in the answer

Yeah, man now is have the lightening aids

by The true odog September 30, 2022

Cat aids

It's when someone white dragon the cat

Cat aids it's when someone white dragon the cat

by Juniebugg253 January 10, 2019

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 30, 2021