Minehut Players

Sentient civilization having an attention span of about a goldfish.
A Minehut Player in the natural habitat will barely know how to read and will immediately leave if provoked.

"Should we add a recipe for gunpowder?" "They're Minehut Players! You think they understand recipes?"

by jazo__ July 29, 2023

top-player

someone that can't be stopped. Untamable beast.

look up pottah
look up beasting

that nigga is a top-player

by Big bizzle April 30, 2003

dumb player

used in doja cat's song vegas as i quote "you aint nothin' but a dumb player i get it"

i cant give an example of shit i already did

dumb player

by superglizzygobbler10000 September 8, 2022

Star Player

Supposedly the player with the best performance in one Brawl Stars game, but really it's just the R-T your Mortis random tried to kill during the entire game

Person 1: "Hey I managed to carry that game despite the fact that Mortis kept feeding the enemy R-T"
R-T: (is star player)
Person 1: "Is one mastery point short of Gold III mastery"

by Guyfromtotaldrama May 28, 2023

Playerness

The inner essence of a player. Controls whether a person is a player or not, regardless of whether you're trying or not. Can be taught with the right teacher.

Girl/Guy: "You're such a player!"

Guy/Girl: "I am not! I haven't even begun to try to be one of those!"

Girl/Guy: "Yes.....you are!"

Guy/Girl: "Must be an inside thing...something like "playerness.""

by Johnson_D March 16, 2011

Player

A Female construct to avoid taking responsibility for their own superficial values on what they find attractive, ignoring red flags and focusing on the "sweet talk" and forearm tattoos instead of the fundamentals women complain about. A Player puts on a 2D facade that can easily be seen through in short period of time, but continues the charade due to its effectiveness on willing participants that despite their claims are enamored with the display/show.

OMG, Justin is such a Player. He's so hot playing that guitar, I wonder if he'll have me again!

by 9yner March 18, 2024

Player One Syndrome

The urge to be first, the center of attention, or the front runner in any aspect of day-to-day life, the term deriving from the multiplayer video game position of "player one".

Fred has player one syndrome: he always has to have the first controller, otherwise he gets upset and doesn't play.

Marge has been really controlling lately. Maybe she has player one syndrome?

Why does Layla think she can get whatever she wants if she throws a tantrum? She's such a player one.

by kemist97 October 31, 2022