monkey sucker

Euphemism for "mother fucker," to be used when your elders are around.

Bob: "That sick fuck was fucking his own mom, so I called him a..."

(Bob's father walks in the room)

Bob: "...MONKEY SUCKER!"

by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

pledge monkey

One who is new to a fraternity, also refered to as pledge bitch.

Hey pledge monkey, go fill my cup with ice.

PLEDGE MONKEY OF ONE!
PC 07

by pledge monkey 07 December 11, 2007

Monkey King

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.

Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King

by LiquongDaemingSwing March 15, 2018

Monkey Mouth

Someone talkin on n on bout shit they have no idea about
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Stuttering mumbling

Goofy: aye foo... I like cant even... man Im like bro... you my homie... bro I like remember... remember that time when?...

Me*Internally*: IF YOU DONT SHUT YO MONKEY MOUTHING ASS THE FUCK UP!

by Munki King November 24, 2020

Thilthy monkey

During sex, you take the feces of your significant other and slam it on your chest, screaming vicious monkey sounds. You may also fling the feces at your significant other.

"Last night, I pulled a thilthy monkey on her. She dumped me immediately afterwards."

by Bigjoshdick11 June 15, 2017

monkey kitty

a badass grey kitten who's owned by a chonga and a favorite among the alley cat chumps. She prowls the streets of miami beach in a multi-striped halter walking on a leash. She smells real sexy like and will pounce if you step on her game. tha's right

"Damn Milagros, where'd monkey kitty learn to creep all all puma like dat?"

by Odelis April 9, 2008

Snack Monkey

(Definition) Similar to a helper monkey who would assist those who are physically disabled. However, in this case the monkeys purpose is to fetch snacks or beers for those who are too lazy to get up.

Originates from a 2003 garage football party. The name may have died but the fact that said individual referred to as "Snack Monkey" hated the nickname, has ensured that it has remained popular

Hey Snack Monkey - pass me some of those hot wings.

by Barrington Boys July 25, 2004