banana dick

a dick that is so bent it looks deformed.

me: did you and Jeff fuck last night?
you: OMG he pulled his pants down and he had a banana dick...so i left.

by fuckoffanddie March 28, 2005

Banana Pudding

When a person of asian decent has an extreme amount of fat around her thighs, legs, and ass, not limited to but including cottage cheese ass or just a sloppy Asian bitch. Asian equivalent of thunder thighs.

Eww that asian bitch has banana pudding

by EKuche March 14, 2011

salty banana

When your girlfriend is giving you a hand job and keeps going after you ejaulated, causing the seamen to be rubbed all over your dick before sucking it.

Have you ever been with Kylie?
Yeah man! She gives the best salty bananas!

by KillerJo69 November 28, 2016

banana pudding

you stick ya dick in some banana puddin then slap a bitch in the face wit it

banana pudding that bitch

by amber adam brock quinn November 20, 2007

ass banana

someone who has a yellow ass after sitting on a peed on toiler seat

Bob-"eww i got ass banana cause luka can't aim"
Jim- "Eww ass bananas suck"

by steaz juice for my peaz juice August 17, 2009

Banana Slug

A wet, flaccid penis, usually after it's been freshly removed from a vagina, mouth, or rectum; thus resembling a slimy little slug. Can be the cause or consequence of ending sex.
(May also be used in verb form - see below)

Example 1:
To everyone's horror, Chris walked out of the bedroom naked with a satisfied expression and an exposed banana slug.

Example 2:
"I wouldn't have stopped pounding her yet, but my drunk was wearing off and I was pretty much banana slugging it by that point."

by bslug February 04, 2010

Banana Hammock

A type of underwear worn by high school football players trying to get a competitive edge on their competition by wearing less fabric, therefore creating less friction.

Bro, sweet game last night!

Ya dude, it was all thanks to our banana hammocks!

by Douglass Banana Team September 11, 2009