Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!

Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!

by Bendy D January 12, 2023

Sandiego Santee

This is when a person gets into the costume of a chicken and proceeds to find a victim which they then begin to hit the victim with a fire extinguisher aiming to knock out the front teeth with the first hit, dislocate the shoulder with the second, crush the orbital of the eye with the third and throw sharp glass at the victim then leave the scene while putting on a top hat and shades.

Person1: Hey you see that guy over there
Person2: Yeah
Person1: Yeah imma about to give him the most moist sandiego santee he's ever seen

by Rasdek February 7, 2023

Midwest Santa

When someone brings a case of beer over to your house for a party, drinks one, and leaves the rest in your fridge.

"damn, Brian left 4 bottles of Bud light in the fridge"
"MF is always pulling a Midwest Santa"

by Melvin2366 April 2, 2023

Roman Santangelo

Roman Santangelo is a man who can simply not hang. Upon announcing to him he can’t hang he crashes out and proceeds to say “I’ve been drinking since I was 7.” After a statement like that everyone can’t help but notice he is guilty of (not being able to hang). Good luck partying with buddy past balls am. You can find him bobbing for dick on the couch.

‘‘Bro dude is acting like Roman Santangelo right now”

by Landick August 11, 2024

Anthony Santana

A great guy with a great sense of humor, and is normally a good looking dude that is hung like a horse.

Anthony Santana is a very talented guy.

by jackypoo773 November 3, 2023

Blue Santa

When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.

"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"

by D Kay December 18, 2023

Jeu-Sant

A big hard back nigga from trinidad with big prick

Is that Jeu-Sant?

by Jucpuc November 19, 2023