spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022

Sperm food

The requirements for any male boy over the age of 6 months as qll baby's are actually fertile.

Sperm need to eat to repeat
Reproduce and continue impregnation of your wife for decades.

Sperm eat blood released when sperm enter the Bodie from friction.
Can be life in prison to deny your spwrm food.
They also eat poop.

Feeding your sperm sperm food can save your wife's life.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

Sperm grenade

Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa

A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

Sperm

Its you bro
You’re sperm

Friend: hey did you know you’re made out of sperm?
You: oh

by ThatAsianGuy420 December 22, 2022

Spermulating

Its when you be cummin and you cumn and you cumn

"oOOOH YEAH BABY IM SPERMULATINGGGGG UGHHH YEAHHHH IM SPERMULATINGGGGG UGHHHHH"

by FAT MANS December 25, 2022

spermdaddy

A spermdaddy is a noun used primary in the sperm oil industry. Spermdaddy is a compound word consisting of the words "sperm" meaning sperm oil and "daddy" meaning the oldest, best, or biggest example of something. The largest or most profitable batch of sperm oil is often refered to as the spermdaddy of the year.

This month's record spermdaddy is the largest batch we've had in years!

by Dick Buster Cherry January 4, 2023