Do not write in this space

Okay, I won't jot down any letters or numbers --- but I WILL make lots of meaningless scribbly lines and ink-smudges in it, so dat YOU can't write anything in dat space, either! PPPPTHTHTHTHPPPPPT!!!

Telling someone "Do not write in this space" on a paperwork-form is virtually a guarantee that he will seethingly scrawl all kinds of infuriated gibberish in that precious little space, especially if he is feeling resentful about having to feverishly fill out the stupid form in the first place ("Whatever happened to the Paperwork-Reduction Act?!"), just as posting a "No Smoking" sign or putting up a "Keep Off The Grass" placard often results in an INCREASE in said unwanted activity, rather than lessening it!

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

chinese space launch

When you blow finely powdered opium into someone's asshole and they fart it out, resulting in an historically offensive cloud resembling the result of many (i.e. failed) Chinese spacecraft launches.

Your sister and I arranged a Chinese space launch for 08:00.

by djf December 13, 2014

black hole (space)

after a massive star explodes it becomes a black hole

it is the most powerful thing in the freakin universe you just cant escape him

I wont talk of hypermassive black holes cuz I can.
short version they are more big than the galaxy

A: i hope our sun never become a black hole (space)
B:yea i will not allow that I will lose my beach!

by springroberto2020 January 10, 2022

untitled space craft

When you are too lazy to name your rocket in KSP...

My friend: yo that rocket's so cool what is it called

Me: Untitled Space Craft

by SARNAPSIS WILL RISE September 8, 2023

Mexican Space Program

The Mexican Space Program is a porta-potty company. It is the source of hundreds if not thousands of Mexican Space Shuttles.

Dude 1: I work at the Mexican Space Program.

Dude 2: Do the jets run on Taco Bell's Fire sauce?

by Taco Bell Revenge March 3, 2019

Chinese Space Dock

When two males attempt "docking" using a Chinese finger trap.

Tonight in the ER we had to separate two guys who tried the Chinese Space Dock.

by Onigato September 20, 2019

pog in tummy space

it has absolutely no meaning, people just use it to annoy others by saying it repeatedly without any explaination.

PERSON A: pog in tummy space
PERSON B: wtf???
PERSON A: pog in tummy space
PERSON B: ok this is really pissing me off. goodbye

by wordmasta95 December 6, 2009