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Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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Shoes

When you are comfortable around someone and they don't offend you.
by pappapsgowling April 16, 2019
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Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.
Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
by BB29576 April 21, 2023
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goody-two-shoes

literally mehjabeen.
mehjabeen is a goody-two-shoes
by morendih June 28, 2025
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Shoe Full

An alternative expression to ‘shitting ones self’. The fecal matter accidentally vacates the anus and slips down ones leg, until it reaches its final destination... the shoe.
I didn’t see that bus coming. I ended up with a bloody shoe full.
by Carpet Bonce April 17, 2019
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shoe channel

The Shoe Channel. All Shoes, all the time. See Sesame Street.
Elmo: "Lets look what's on TV!"
TV: "The Shoe Channel! All Shoes, all the time."
by Mechacrazie2k August 9, 2005
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Shoe

1) Something thrown at a disobedient child

2) People often use this to step on people with chemotherapy in the brain.

3) In some cases licked

4) At times eaten as a side dish of socks

Aka: La chancel
1. My mother through a shoe at my chemo infested head after licking it. Later on telling me to eat it with a side of socks.
by LayLicked July 16, 2019
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