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juice rocket

To be so overcome with joy that a violent orgasm occurs, forcing one out of a sitting position; usually female only.
Seeing Dane Cook shirtless caused Trisha to juice rocket.
by (>^_(>O_O)> December 14, 2008
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Rocket Pop

When you choke your dick out until it turns blue, do a line of coke off of it and stick it in a girl on her period. In that order.
I had to shower 6 times last night after my girl wanted to try a rocket pop.
by DrewTheDominatrix January 24, 2023
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Pocket Rockets

Pocket Rocket is an expression used in Poker (Texas Holdem) when you get dealt a pair of aces. This is the best possible starting hand. It can also be referred to when people get extremely lucky (because the odds of getting dealt a pair of aces are minimal). For example being born with great looks or qualities.
Girl: You're so freaking handsome!
Guy: thanks, I guess you can say God dealt me some Pocket Rockets at birth.
Girl: OMG, he certainly did!
by CockblockerT January 2, 2017
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ab rocket

Not only for an ab workout, but also used sexually. To shoot one's load on a woman's stomach.
Man, you should've seen the ab rocket i launched on Sara.
by suburbanmommy January 11, 2012
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Rocket

A guy's dick or penis

See horny
Girl: May I lubricate your rocket?
Guy: Sure!
by XG The Trans Man December 7, 2017
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Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024
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rocket cunt

A woman with insatiable appetite for vaginal penetration.
I had sex with her last night she said are you b even inside me, I asked her what do you what do you want me to do send you to the moon. She said I have already been there , im looking for Mars. She was a rocket cunt.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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