Language-rape

Language rape is the mis-spelling of phrases or usage of incorrect grammar that is so bad that it can be considered to be a form of violation of said language. The phrase may be used in a variety of contexts, such as a facebook post that is unreadable or even the deliberate warping of language for political purposes, most notably the feminist inventions: "womyn", "wimmin" e.t.c.
Raving feminist: "womyn have been oppressed for so many years, but things will change!"
Joe Public: "I know you were raped as a child, explaining your hatred of men, but does that mean you have to commit language-rape in revenge?"
by John1001 August 04, 2013
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Raping Physics

A comment made by the uneducated which has to be rejected on sight, as it is against either the laws of physics or common sence.
guy1:"I just walked down the street in my boat."
guy2:"STOP RAPING PHYSICS >.<"
by Dark.arc February 14, 2007
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Pet Rape

Excessive unwanted petting of an animal when they are trying to get away
Person:1 Man I'm trying to pet my cat but he wont let me right now so i have to hold him down

Person:2 Dude thats Pet Rape
by dissadeya July 14, 2011
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Music Rape

When standing next to the source of very loud music and getting hit by the rhythm and beat waves.
Music rape, what you feel next to powerful music.
by rh30em09 April 23, 2011
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pit-rape

rape of the arm pit
fucking the arm pit without consent
he pushed me against the wall and pit-raped me, it hurt.

i'm totally gonna pit-rape you if you hit in the face with the fish again.

i'm quite partial to a pit-rape under the evening sky

pit-rape, its not fun, its not clever, and it can be damaging to your mental health
by chalise and bethy June 09, 2009
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Road Rape

When driving, someone forces their way into another lane, not giving other drives the opportunity to deny them access.
Jeremy: "Ugh! I just got road raped! Douche bag!" *honks horn*
by chode mode April 11, 2011
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tree rape

The process of any forced penetration by any botanical entity.
Bill - "Have you seen Evil Dead?"
Jedidiah - "Yeah that bitch got tree raped"
by blackfooted December 04, 2013
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